Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 390 Points
Medals Earned: 18/44 (165/500 points)
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You found the dead blue bird!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 7/16 (115/565 points)
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Ride the bus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Blow up baby Jesus
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 4/17 (100/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
